At Thirsty Ape, we don’t just make tees — we craft conversation starters. Our gear is made for the bold, the proud, the pint-chuggers and the die-hard fans who live loud and wear their vibe without apology.

From beer culture to LA pride, every design is a shoutout to what you love — and how you show up.

Whether you're rocking your team, your taste, or your twisted sense of humor, this is your stage.

👕 From daily fits to unforgettable gifts — we've got you.

Wear it bold. Live it proud. Let the world catch up.